Tv Ads Have Taught Me :

You Don't Need Singing Skills To
Be An Indian Idol,

You Just Need Fair & Lovely..!!
.
That No One Can Eat Cadbury
Dairymilk Chocolate Without
Getting It All Across Their Face..!!
.
To Close Bathroom Door While
Brushing Teeth, Else A Tv Reporter
Might Step In & Ask "Kya Aapke
Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai?"
.
Don't Buy Reliance..!! Even
Anushka Sharma Couldn't
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.
That Both Kareena Kapoor & Saif
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That If You Don't Use Harpic,
People Will Barge Into Your House
To Clean Your Toilet..!!
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That Only Thing Super Hot Girls
Care About Is Your 140 Rupees
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Money Minded Women Will Fall For
Any Guy Who Applies A Deo Or
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.
That Salman With A Relaxo
Chappal Can Achieve Many Great
Things, Unlike The Salman Without
The Chappals..!!
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That Your Mom Will Be Proud Of
You If You Take A Bath In A
Puddle Of Mud! #Daag Ache
Hain..!!